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““I’m gonna take a minute here because you seriously need to understand how magnificent this guy is.””

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“Thunderdome will never be boring so I'll have fresh battle scars when I die.”

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“Uh, hello? I prefer recently reformed promiscuous reprobate. I'm just sayin', if we're gonna name call, let's just make sure we get 'em straight”

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“He and I speak the same language...we just have different accents.”

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“True, but Little Sister is patient and she's always watching.”

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“You find out who your real friends are when you call and tell 'em you just accidentally killed a hooker and they show up…

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“Again, folks, you've been witness to one of the most seldom seen events in history... I'm Chicken Larson saying good night, sleep tight and…

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“Picture Bigfoot with tits, dude...she was fuckin' grisly.”

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“I'm totally on Facebook, my alias is Invisible Nightmare.”

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“Tristan’s Mom: What are these? Tristan: Your granddaughters. Tristan’s Dad: Don’t worry honey, you don’t look old enough to be a mother let alone…

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“What do I look like? A blonde rolodex for boys who've lost an archery match with cupid?”

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“Oh by the way, man, don't ever mix turkey and Nyquil together... it's nasty and it doesn't fuckin' work anyway.”

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