"One way to stop a runaway horse is…" — Jeffrey Bernard
"One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him."
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22 Quotes by Jeffrey Bernard
Jeffrey Bernard has 22 quotes on this site.
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Oh, to me not drinking is like being dead, almost. I sit here taking endless journeys down memory lane. It…
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They smoke cigarettes professionally. The smoke is inhaled very sharply and the teeth are bared.Then the head turns to give…
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The more necessary it becomes to stop drinking, the more impossible it becomes to stop.
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Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, 'Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, genitals, current account,…
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A lot of girls annoy me who go to university - one girl told me she was going to Oxford…
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When I was a boy, I naively thought that this thing called happiness would be something I would wake up…
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Although I have to admit I have despised a couple of people simply because they have never had a job…
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One of the things that goes with getting older is that one becomes more conservative - and I emphasise that…
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The only reason I would have liked to have gone to university is because I like cricket. Not a very…
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In most betting shops you will see three windows marked 'Bet Here', but only one window with the legend 'Pay…
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I was under the care of a couple of medical students who couldn't diagnose a decapitation.
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It's one thing to ask your bank manager for an overdraft to buy 500 begonias for the borders in Haslemere,…
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More Bet Quotes
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Leroy bet me I couldn't find a pot of gold at the end, and I told him that was a…
— Rita Mae Brown
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It's never paid to bet against America. We come through things, but its not always a smooth ride.
— Warren Buffett
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What is faith but a kind of betting or speculation after all? It should be, I bet that my Redeemer…
— Samuel Butler
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I have always considered "Pascal's Wager" a questionable bet to place. Any God worth "believing in" would surely prefer an…
— Alan Dershowitz
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You bet I did and I enjoyed it.
— Michael Bloomberg
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Never bet with anyone you meet on the first tee who has a deep suntan, a 1-iron in his bag,…
— Dave Marr
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When you can show concern about what matters to your customer, that's Business to Customer Loyalty, and you can bet…
— Albert Houtum-Schindler
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Never bet on baseball.
— Pete Rose
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I bet if I give all my love then nothing's gonna tear us apart.
— Drake
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I would say you might encounter many defeats but you must never be defeated, ever. In fact, it might even…
— Maya Angelou
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I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy…
— Jack Handey
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It doesn't matter if people are playing jazz or writing poetry. If they want to be successful, they need to…
— Jonah Lehrer
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