"I was under the care of a couple……" — Jeffrey Bernard
"I was under the care of a couple of medical students who couldn't diagnose a decapitation."
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22 Quotes by Jeffrey Bernard
Jeffrey Bernard has 22 quotes on this site.
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Oh, to me not drinking is like being dead, almost. I sit here taking endless journeys down memory lane. It…
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One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.
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They smoke cigarettes professionally. The smoke is inhaled very sharply and the teeth are bared.Then the head turns to give…
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The more necessary it becomes to stop drinking, the more impossible it becomes to stop.
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Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, 'Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, genitals, current account,…
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A lot of girls annoy me who go to university - one girl told me she was going to Oxford…
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When I was a boy, I naively thought that this thing called happiness would be something I would wake up…
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Although I have to admit I have despised a couple of people simply because they have never had a job…
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One of the things that goes with getting older is that one becomes more conservative - and I emphasise that…
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The only reason I would have liked to have gone to university is because I like cricket. Not a very…
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In most betting shops you will see three windows marked 'Bet Here', but only one window with the legend 'Pay…
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It's one thing to ask your bank manager for an overdraft to buy 500 begonias for the borders in Haslemere,…
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More Care Quotes
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When you care about human beings, you do your best to not repress and to not let people to repress…
— Jean-Bertrand Aristide
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I know how the American people care for that democratic principle. They want to see their vote respected. As we…
— Jean-Bertrand Aristide
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The wise man does not expose himself needlessly to danger, since there are few things for which he cares sufficiently;…
— Aristotle
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There's love, and certainly children you care about more than yourself. But nevertheless, we're alone in our heads.
— Paul Auster
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I don't care who you are, you're going to choke in certain matches. You get to a point where your…
— Arthur Ashe
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People are not going to care about animal conservation unless they think that animals are worthwhile.
— David Attenborough
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It is that range of biodiversity that we must care for - the whole thing - rather than just one…
— David Attenborough
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I'm absolutely strict about it. When I land, I put my watch right, and I don't care what I feel…
— David Attenborough
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Hunting, fishing, drawing, and music occupied my every moment. Cares I knew not, and cared naught about them.
— John James Audubon
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On landing at New York I caught the yellow fever. The kind man who commanded the ship that brought me…
— John James Audubon
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The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts: therefore, guard accordingly, and take care that you…
— Marcus Aurelius
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An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and…
— Jane Austen
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