Quote by Jeff VanderMeer

“dress suitably in short skirts & strong boots, leave your jewels in the bank, and buy a revolver.”

— Anonymous

“(A revolver is) just a tool, really, like stapler. A stapler that punch through a person. Pin them. Drive blunt metal through flesh and…

— Mohsin Hamid

“What you doin' with this gun?”

— Mark Twain

“Yeah, I went hunting once. Shot a deer in the leg. Had to kill it with a shovel. Took about an hour. Why do…

— Steve Carell

“I'm here to kill the deer, She wants to take it shoppin.”

— Bill Engvall

“You are not a handgun. More like a pellet gun. Maybe even a slingshot.”

— Jason Jack Miller

“The hoofbeats rang through the town like pistol shots.”

— Hunter S. Thompson

“Real men hunt with guns!”

— Connie Breaker

“I have a plan. Boys, it's hunting season. Weapon up”

— Jennifer Lynn Barnes

“A fellow would think you were hoping to be shot by a hunter.” More accurately, a poacher, since Archer forbade hunting in these woods…

— Kristin Cashore

“I believe that guns offer the most bang for the buck.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I like to keep a shotgun in my room for protection. You know, just in case my apartment gets broken into by a pack…

— Jarod Kintz