Coke Quote by Jeff Ross Download Open image “His nostrils are so snotty and full of coke, he calls them the hilton sisters.” — Jeff Ross ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Coke Coke Calls Hilton Sisters Nostrils Snotty Snotty Coke
Snot is running down his nose, greasy fingers, smearing shabby clothes. — Jethro Tull Copy Share Image
“Brothers are annoying, but that does not mean you can teach them to drink out of the toilet young lady” — Alissandra D Copy Share Image
When the ladies see an athlette walking around, they think, Well, he got the cocaine, so let's go get high with him. — Moses Malone Copy Share Image
Now lemme get this straight," she said in a throaty, nasal voice. "You put the lime in the cocanut and drink 'em both up--whoa,… — Lauren Kate Copy Share Image
“When we were still living at home, all he ever drank was cola, huge amounts of it; he had no problem knocking back an… — Herman Koch Copy Share Image
“You’re pretty full of yourself. You’re marveling at the tragic spectacle of Caleb Trask—Caleb the magnificent, the unique. Caleb whose suffering should have its… — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
“In chili’s hand were his car keys, Ray-bans and Marlboros, without which he wouldn't leave his bathroom. Chili drank only black coffee and neat… — Hanif Kureishi Copy Share Image
“He caught Ben's come in the napkin, the smell making his mouth water harder than any chile sauce could.” — BA Tortuga Copy Share Image
“He looks like he sucked the bottle dry about three in the morning and then stayed awake another hour or two to whistle into… — Richard Russo Copy Share Image
Brand new S Class with a meal ticket. Nigga cocaine white as Tommy Hilfiger. — Rick Ross Copy Share Image
“I’m sure no one will notice a seven-foot, shirtless man who looks like the mascot for the Thunder from Down Under.” “I do not… — Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Copy Share Image
It's very rare that an older comedian sort of slips into an old-school clunker. You know, you don't hear too much of that anymore. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
You cultural sodomite. You were an aide to Bobby Kennedy, which explains your connection to Hasselhoff. I guess you like to hang around guys… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Last time I was in Canada Celine Dion had just given birth to identical twins. Which is quite an achievement given her age and… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Comedians second-guessing themselves is scary. Poor taste is not a crime and we can't forget that. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
People are roasting each other at parties, at work events, around the fire. It's so fun. People are busting each other's chops, and it's… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Some people say Larry the Cable Guys only successful because hes pandering to the lowest common denominator, blatantly and not ironically exploiting peoples racist… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Instead of running for President, why don’t you try walking on a treadmill? — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
I'm a big fan of Courtney Love. I love Hole and I love her acting and I love her attitude. I just hope I… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
I hate things that are diluted- -I mean, you don't mix Jack Daniels with Coke. That's a sin! — Motley Crue Copy Share Image
It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“The number of individuals who know how to make a can of Coke is zero. The number of individual nations that could produce a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just put myself in a hotel and was smoking coke for a while. Then I met up with the wrong people. I ended… — Marc Wallice Copy Share Image
Everybody likes to drink a Coke once in a while; it's when we run out of everything else to drink and we're only left… — Lexi Alexander Copy Share Image
Everyone knows I drink a lot of Diet Coke, so...I drink chocolate milk after races as my recovery drink, and you won't ever find… — Kristin Armstrong Copy Share Image
Man! I'll suck dick for coke! By suck dick, I mean I'll do whatever it takes, and by coke, I mean cash cause I'm… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
The waiter brought fresh-baked bread and cheese, a bottle of sparkling water for Annabeth, and a Coke with ice for me (because I’m a… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“That was the first time I did coke. My body, it was electric. For the first time in my life I felt as if… — Benjamin Alire Sáenz Copy Share Image
“First comes Coke, then asphalt, then power lines, then maybe education, justice, and human rights.” — Jeffrey Gettleman Copy Share Image
You can't snort a line of coke off a womans ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it's not gentlemanly. — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
