Quote by Jeff Ross Download Open image “His eyes have more bags then his kids when they were forced to leave his home.” — Jeff Ross ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
When his first-born was put into his arms, he could see that the boy had inherited his own eyes, as they once were -… — Charlotte Bronte Copy Share Image
His eyes look too bright, the way the do in people who are in love, people who are enraged, and people who are completely… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
It occurred to him that seeing a woman's child is like seeing a woman naked, in the way it changes how her face looks… — John Crowley Copy Share Image
“He’s a child. But he looks like the kind of child who has seen too much of life, who’s seen more than most adults.… — Adam Gidwitz Copy Share Image
On the plus side, if he ever had to fight through a roomful of adolescent girls, he only needed to blink (his velvet brown… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Two generations ago only a few unfortunate children ever saw anyone hit over the head with a brick, shot, rammed by a car, blown… — Penelope Leach Copy Share Image
The sharecropper may lower his eyes, but not because he's less of a man. That's just a condition of society that such things exist. — Ernest Gaines Copy Share Image
He just had a very unique way of expressing himself physically with his kids. — Dennis Wilson Copy Share Image
The Bible was the only book he read. He didn't read it often but when he did he wore his mother's glasses. They tired… — Flannery O'Connor Copy Share Image
Just because a man lacks the use of his eyes doesn't mean he lacks vision. — Stevie Wonder Copy Share Image
It's very rare that an older comedian sort of slips into an old-school clunker. You know, you don't hear too much of that anymore. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
You cultural sodomite. You were an aide to Bobby Kennedy, which explains your connection to Hasselhoff. I guess you like to hang around guys… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Last time I was in Canada Celine Dion had just given birth to identical twins. Which is quite an achievement given her age and… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Comedians second-guessing themselves is scary. Poor taste is not a crime and we can't forget that. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
People are roasting each other at parties, at work events, around the fire. It's so fun. People are busting each other's chops, and it's… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Some people say Larry the Cable Guys only successful because hes pandering to the lowest common denominator, blatantly and not ironically exploiting peoples racist… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
Instead of running for President, why don’t you try walking on a treadmill? — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
I'm a big fan of Courtney Love. I love Hole and I love her acting and I love her attitude. I just hope I… — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
