Jeff Quote by Jeff Dunham

“Achmed: Two Jews walk into a bar... Jeff: No no no no no Achmed: You don't let Jews in your bar? You racist bastard.”

— Jeff Dunham

“Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Knock, knock. Jeff Dunham: Who's there? Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Me, I kill you!”

— Jeff Dunham

2 Jews walk in to a bar……………… not in my country

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— D. Lawrence-Young

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