Ryan Boudinot

“Neethan is a tall dude, six-eight, and watching him come out of a limo is like watching a cleverly designed Japanese toy…

— Ryan Boudinot

“Anytime things were going right for you, the future of the world seemed bright. Anytime they were going wrong, the imminent collapse…

— Ryan Boudinot

“Have you ever met a slave, Luke?" she asked. The question took me aback, coming from a black person. I stammered out…

— Ryan Boudinot

“I pity the foo who kills all the Jews.”

— Ryan Boudinot

“By now, sympathy for the plight of the polar bears had largely disappeared from public discourse. Instead of beautiful mammals deserving of…

— Ryan Boudinot

“According to Beth-Anne, the next reporter is Nico Renault from Hollywood Japan Network. Nico's recently had his face tattooed to look like…

— Ryan Boudinot

“The world is full of precious garbage.”

— Ryan Boudinot

“Message: I can make fun of myself despite my perfection: I am more like you in this regard: it's safe for you…

— Ryan Boudinot

“Did you know that the fundamental building blocks of life are not cells, are not DNA are not even carbon but language…

— Ryan Boudinot

“The man behind the counter seemed to have stopped listening to him. He slid a room key across the fake-wood-grain counter and…

— Ryan Boudinot

“. . . waves of desert heat . . . I must’ve passed out, because when I woke up I was shivering…

— Ryan Boudinot

“He spent the afternoon watching the indicator light turn from red to orange to green and thought about how useless it was…

— Ryan Boudinot