Quote by Jeff Dunham

“Save for the fit of bizarre laughter at the end, the man seems so calm, sensible, rational. Duffy wishes he met more like him.…

— Alex Kudera

“Achmed: Two Jews walk into a bar... Jeff: No no no no no Achmed: You don't let Jews in your bar? You racist bastard.”

— Jeff Dunham

“Nothing like a cheap shot, right?’ He snorted blood from his nose. ‘I’m disappointed. I thought even terrorists had principles.’ ‘Can it,’ Nasira said,…

— Nathan M. Farrugia

“Shoot him,” al-Din breathed dispassionately. Sabbah raised his weapon. “Guns won’t save you,” the faceless American kept his narrow gaze. “Death finds us all…

— Matt Fulton

“Back to my apartment? The FBI is there just waiting to slap handcuffs on me." "Well then I guess you shouldn't have decided to…

— Jim Butcher

“A terrorist always dies blasted by his own petard.”

— Ingrid Holm-Garibay

“Oh! I killed Bunbury this afternoon... I mean poor Bunbury died this afternoon. What did he die of? Bunbury? Oh, he was exploded!”

— Oscar Wilde

“I'm going to kill David Lapinski!" America announced, shaking snow out of her hair as she approached. "Direct hit!" Shepley laughed. America shot him…

— Jamie McGuire

“Kill me?' The Bloody-Nine laughed louder than ever. 'I do the killing, fool!”

— Joe Abercrombie

“Bloody hell,” Hanson said, but McGarvey jammed the muzzle of the big silencer hard against the base of the man’s head, and they headed…

— David Hagberg

“On my way out I didn't look at the dark guy, the suicide bomber, again. I think I didn't look at him because I…

— Assaf Gavron

“Who kills people in the world today by severing their heads from their bodies?”

— John Price