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“By now, I should have learned that luck, if she was a lady, was a mean-spirited bitch with a grudge against me.” quote by Jaye Wells — Download Open image

““By now, I should have learned that luck, if she was a lady, was a mean-spirited bitch with a grudge against me.””

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