California Quote by Jay Mohr Download Open image “'Christopher Walken' is my "Hotel California," but I've done it so much” — Jay Mohr ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare California Done Hotel
If everyone else is doing something, I have little or no interest in it. If you're known as this guy who can do any… — Billy West Copy Share Image
I'm not really a big walk-around-the-city type of guy. I'm a hotel type of guy. — Tobias Harris Copy Share Image
All I'm going to say is that I worked with Christopher Walken the other day. I can cross him and working with Clint Eastwood… — Jeremy Luke Copy Share Image
I want to sound like Christopher Cross in another ten years, and be totally proud of it. — Gene Ween Copy Share Image
Being on tour sends me crazy, I drink too much and out comes the John Mcenroe in me. — Chrissie Hynde Copy Share Image
I only ever did one hotel room because at the end of the tour, I had a little less money than the rest of… — John Corabi Copy Share Image
I can't walk five steps without someone on a walkie talkie going, 'She's wandering over there.' I'm pretty stuck, but hey, it's been great. — Eleanor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
Chris is like my little brother, he's grown up over the last couple years into a man, learning from everything he's been through and… — Keri Hilson Copy Share Image
I'm a hotel baby, absolutely: it's hard to think of a hotel I haven't stayed in. — Elaine Stritch Copy Share Image
I find it hard to get enthusiastic about hotels because, as a touring comic, I spend a lot of time in them. — Marcus Brigstocke Copy Share Image
I think, here's what I've realized from interviewing people, and I've been very open about my Catholicism and my love of Christ and I… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being a "joke… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I'm telling you, I could teach at a university, [George] Carlin, a whole semester. The construction and deconstruction of the words, the language, the… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
My wife and I have long discussions about [George] Carlin, and we refuse to accept that he died an atheist. It's just, confounding. When… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I remember I used to go to The Laugh Factory and just goof off onstage, and then I'd see Dane Cook. He did a… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I didn't want to fight a guy from England. What if I lose? Not that English guys aren't strong, but who wants to get… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
All that waiting around for a glimmer of stage time, just getting angry every week... It was just an oppressive, horrible, horrible place to… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
First of all, my wife writes half my act. I don't know how I could "steal" from my wife. — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
If there are 1,500 people in a theater and they're all there to see you, there are no other guys. You're the guy. So… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
I'm a comic because I don't want to do the nine-to-five, I have to modify that and say I'm a comic because I have… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Even with clothing naked animals, there were people who wanted to send in money. A woman in Santa Barbara, California, sent a $40,000 check.… — Alan Abel Copy Share Image
We need to incorporate that age-old concept of redemption into the work that we do in the criminal justice system in California. — Kamala Harris Copy Share Image
The Urban Literate Southern California Sub-Group of the Early Atomic Period has not yet produced a distinct body of folk music of its own. — Sam Hinton Copy Share Image
California is a place in which a boom mentality and a sense of Chekhovian loss meet in uneasy suspension. — Joan Didion Copy Share Image
Many militarists would like to see California's votes vanish from the national electoral system, which would then become more Republican. — David Swanson Copy Share Image
When I started in California, people would say, 'Enterprise who?' — Pamela Nicholson Copy Share Image
Take one round-trip flight between New York and California, and you've generated about 20 percent of the greenhouse gases that your car emits over… — Tatiana Schlossberg Copy Share Image
These French-style caramels are handmade in California. It's always hard to give them away! — Oprah Winfrey Copy Share Image
The D.C. playbook is obsolete. It's time for the people of California to bring the agenda to Washington, not the other way around. — Kevin de Leon Copy Share Image
While there is an attempt by the Trump people to say that California isn't really America. California certainly seems like America to me. — David Frum Copy Share Image
I'm from California, but my father, who passed away when I was young, was from Newark. When I was kid, we would go back… — Carson Daly Copy Share Image
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