Thursday Quote by Jasper Fforde

“You can't drive them around in the getaway van.' 'How about we don't call it the getaway van? People might get suspicious.' 'So what…

— Cath Crowley

“Three questions,” I said, ticking them off on my fingers as I spoke. “One: do you have a car? Two: do you have plans…

— Jennifer Lynn Barnes

I've always been asked, 'What is my favorite car?' and I've always said 'The next one.'

— Carroll Shelby

“After what happened to the Toyota, Seven says you aren't allowed to drive a vehicle again worth more than fifteen grand.' 'What!' the Clock…

— T.J. Klune

“Friends don't let friends drive drunk." "Are you trying to appeal to my conscience?" "How can you turn down a once-in-a-lifetime chance to drive…

— Becca Fitzpatrick

“Do you think my car is gay?" "I don't know, You'd have to ask another car.”

— Haley Walsh

“The rest of my Thursday can be summarised thus: - Nat tells me to bite her. - I don't. - I am forced to…

— Holly Smale

“Do not ask intelligent rich people what car they driver, but what books they read.”

— Alin Sav

“Don't ask for directions if you're not going to start the car.”

— Rob Liano

I am a big car enthusiast. I totally understand guys like Jay Leno who have a thousand cars. But asking me my favorite car…

— Casey James

[J.Lo] found us a police car. Sort of. 'It's not a police car,' I said. 'It is,' said J.Lo. 'Looknow. Lights for flashing.' 'That's…

— Adam Rex

“Bex...why did you buy an inflatable canoe?' 'It's for you to lie on. Or something.' 'And a watering can?' 'I couldn't find a plant…

— Sophie Kinsella