Thursday Quotes

345 quotes from 282 authors

Thursday pulls the week into a pivot, and these 345 excerpts show how people mark the day—whether a deadline, loss, or routine. Voices span corporate schedules to personal reflections, revealing the day’s subtle rhythm. If you like this mix, consider also reading about Work‑Life Balance or Weekly Reflections.

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“I never could get the hang of Thursdays.”

Douglas Adams

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Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday.

Rebecca Black

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“If only the entire week was Thursdays..." ~ Yuu”

Sahara Mizu

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“On Thursdays we're Teddy Bear Doctors”

Dean Winchester

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This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

Douglas Adams

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“The day I died was just like any other idle Thursday.”

Kelly Moran

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I love you to distraction, but Icannot see you until Thursday.

Mason Cooley

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“Where can you find Friday before Thursday?”

OyoKids Publications

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I'm from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I'm thankful for that.

Howie Mandel

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I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday and 4% Friday.

Anonymous

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Christian said he'd call the next day, but in boy time that meant Thursday.

Cher

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As he bathes our feet and feeds us with his very self he simply asks us: Let me love you. Happy Holy…

Anonymous

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Monday you can hold your head. Tuesday, Wednesday stay in bed. Oh Thursday watch the walls instead. It's Friday, I'm in love.

The Cure

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On Thursday a boy hid in a box. So, I guess that was a faster way to tell that story.

Seth Meyers

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This is a bit different to the Thursday breakfast I'm used to. It's usually just me and my dog.

Shane Tronc

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I would not take a girl to a club on a Thursday. I would not take her to a really noisy, swanky…

Paul Dano

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I do, therefore, invite my fellow citizens . . . to set apart and observe the last Thursday of November next, as…

Abraham Lincoln

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“Thursday 18th June 07:37 TO: [email protected] Ow, ow ow. Sunburn. Grass burn. Torn dress. Mud in hair. Hung-over. Feel like a slut.”

Robert Bryndza

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The key to any good sports story is identifying the defining moment. In football games or a boxing match, it's usually pretty…

Dan Jenkins

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Never retire! Do what you do and keep doing it. But don't do it on Friday. Take Friday off. Friday, Saturday, and…

Mel Brooks

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I'm in college at North Carolina State University. I'm about to start my sophomore year and have an apartment on campus with…

Scotty McCreery

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I think just any chance to play in the NFL, everybody wants that, regardless of whether it's a Monday, Sunday, Thursday. Just…

Mac Jones

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It is simply unacceptable for people to sneak into this country illegally on Thursday, obtain a government-issued I.D. on Friday, head for…

Sonny Perdue

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President Obama hosted lawmakers Thursday saying he wanted bipartisan input on health care reform. Nobody's mind was changed. At the summit's end…

Argus Hamilton

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What happened is I was going to college in 1950. L. A. City College. A guy I knew was going to an…

Clint Eastwood

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Starting at age four, my mom decided that she was not going to have an idle child in the house. So I…

Chandra Wilson

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You know what comes next, of course. You know I'm writing this at my desk, on a Thursday, and day after tomorrow…

James Autry

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And then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it…

Douglas Adams

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“Maundy Thursday is so called because that night, the night before he was betrayed, Jesus gave the command, the mandatum , that…

Richard John Neuhaus

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“The rest of my Thursday can be summarised thus: - Nat tells me to bite her. - I don't. - I am…

Holly Smale

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He said he would come in,' the White Queen went on, 'because he was looking for a hippopotamus. Now, as it happened,…

Lewis Carroll

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“I had a dream about you. The Thursdays were back, and with them they brought hope. They were selling, and everybody was…

Jarod Kintz

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“Kamishna … karibu," alisema Nafi huku akisimama na kutupa gazeti mezani na kuchukua karatasi ya faksi, iliyotumwa. "Ahsante. Kuna nini …" "Kamishna,…

Enock Maregesi