Quote by Jason M. Hough

“What a beautiful chocolate man!”

— Shawn Wayans

“I owe it all to chocolate and young men.”

— Beatrice Wood

“And if you really can’t think of the right thing to say, send chocolate.”

— Margaret Lesh

“I just wanna drink chocolate milk with my lovely!”

— Walter Mitty

“Hospitality is about welcoming you with open arms, and an outstretched erection. Please, have a seat on my penis. Can I get you something…

— Jarod Kintz

“I might be able to walk away from sexy, dangerous shifters, but chocolate had me at its beck and call.”

— Meghan Ciana Doidge

“I want to eat chocolates in a great big room where the world is a different place.”

— Terry Pratchett

“My god, he’s the one who gets the girls? What? Is he made of chocolate or something?”

— Fisher Amelie

“There's something to be said for small victories when they're made out of chocolate.”

— Tessa Bailey

“There was nothing like double chocolate chip to solve the sexual problems of women everywhere.”

— Maggie Casper

“For chocolate's sake!”

— P. Nicole Green

“You trump Valentine's Day chocolates.”

— Gail McHugh