Humor Quote by Maggie Casper

“Chocolate's better than sex any day.”

— Cherise Sinclair

“We had laid down the law : no chocolate, no sex.”

— Sara Sheridan

“He feared what getting involved with her might mean, but he wanted this deal involving chocolate and would risk lying with something not entirely…

— M. Pax

“The day your drunk ass went on and on about how chocolate is better than sex, you had me hooked. ”

— Harper Sloan

“She bought a chocolate bar and it tasted surprisingly good - as if, without her knowing it, sitting here and eating this chocolate was…

— Richard Yates

“Chocolate isn’t food; it’s a drug meant to cure all.”

— Lisa Renee Jones

“There is nothing, she would think, more delicious that the icing of bought chocolate cake, eaten in the silence and privacy of the night.”

— Fay Weldon

“man can not live on chocolate .... but women can”

— hannah

“nothing had ever been invented or discovered that beat chocolate—”

— Dennis E. Taylor

“So we each had a piece of chocolate for dessert. I’d almost forgotten how much I love chocolate, how there’s something about it that…

— Susan Beth Pfeffer

“Why can no one here think of anything but chocolates?”

— Joanne Harris

“Everything's better with chocolate.”

— Jill Shalvis