"The only reason my wife agreed to marry……" — Jarod Kintz

"The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian Bale wasn't around to propose to her."

— Jarod Kintz

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53 Quotes by Jarod Kintz

Jarod Kintz has 53 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I hate when women give me that look. That overlook.
Im reminded of Orville Tethington, inventor of the worlds first steam-powered fog machine. Hes also the guy who, after the…
I just recently figured out how mirrors work. Pretty cool. That guy always hungrily staring at my naked body was…
Nothing, Everything, Anything, Something: If you have nothing, then you have everything, because you have the freedom to do anything,…
I saw this beautiful girl the other day. She had an ass behind her that seemed to go on for…
Sometimes the thing that brings us together also pulls us apart. Sort of like a zipper.
Im not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, Im dying my hair tonight.
If our destiny stems from our name, then I weep for the flower named Wilt.
I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to…
The other day I went to the Huddle House. I wasnt hungry, I just wanted to call some plays.
A hotel is a temporary aquarium for people. Thats why I travel with a fishing pole, and erectile dysfunction medicine.
I went to a football game once and got punched in the face, but you couldnt tell because I was…

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We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question which divides us is whether it is crazy enough… — Niels Bohr
History is a set of lies agreed upon. — Napoleon Bonaparte
What is history but a fable agreed upon? — Napoleon Bonaparte
When Brian told me he grew up in New Mexico, I told him I thought it is cool that people… — Terry Bradshaw
Compared to gardeners, I think it is generally agreed that others understand very little about anything of consequence. — Henry Mitchell
Basically we could not have peace, or an atmosphere in which peace could grow, unless we recognized the rights of… — Eleanor Roosevelt
Contemporary philosophers, even the rationalistic minded ones, have on the whole agreed that no one has intelligibly banished the mystery… — William James
I called it ignose, not knowing which carbohydrate it was. This name was turned down by my editor. 'God-nose' was… — Albert Szent-Gyorgyi
In all matters of opinion and science ... the difference between men is ... oftener found to lie in generals… — David Hume
The world is agreed that labor is the source from which human wants are mainly supplied. There is no dispute… — Abraham Lincoln
It is a moot question whether the origin of any kind of property is derived from nature at all. It… — Thomas Jefferson
Though negotiations are a rough game, you should never allow them to become a dirty game. Once you've agreed to… — Victor Kiam

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