"The dollar isnt worth its weight in gold,……" — Jarod Kintz
"The dollar isnt worth its weight in gold, and the pound isnt worth its weight in ounces."
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Jarod Kintz
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53 Quotes by Jarod Kintz
Jarod Kintz has 53 quotes on this site.
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I hate when women give me that look. That overlook.
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Im reminded of Orville Tethington, inventor of the worlds first steam-powered fog machine. Hes also the guy who, after the…
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I just recently figured out how mirrors work. Pretty cool. That guy always hungrily staring at my naked body was…
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Nothing, Everything, Anything, Something: If you have nothing, then you have everything, because you have the freedom to do anything,…
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I saw this beautiful girl the other day. She had an ass behind her that seemed to go on for…
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Sometimes the thing that brings us together also pulls us apart. Sort of like a zipper.
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Im not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, Im dying my hair tonight.
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If our destiny stems from our name, then I weep for the flower named Wilt.
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I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to…
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The other day I went to the Huddle House. I wasnt hungry, I just wanted to call some plays.
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A hotel is a temporary aquarium for people. Thats why I travel with a fishing pole, and erectile dysfunction medicine.
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I went to a football game once and got punched in the face, but you couldnt tell because I was…
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More Dollar Quotes
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After the $700 billion bailout, the trillion-dollar stimulus, and the massive budget bill with over 9,000 earmarks, many of you…
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You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally…
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During the campaign for re-election, Barack Obama at least made vague references to a willingness to accept $3 trillion of…
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Percentage margins don't matter. What matters always is dollar margins: the actual dollar amount. Companies are valued not on their…
— Jeff Bezos
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Al Qaeda is almost all in Pakistan, and Pakistan has nuclear weapons. And yet for every dollar we're spending in…
— Joe Biden
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'Obama and Biden want to raise taxes by a trillion dollars.' Guess what? Yes, we do in one regard: We…
— Joe Biden
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Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.
— Jim Bishop
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Don't solicit feedback on your product, idea or your business just for validation purposes. You want to tell the people…
— Sara Blakely
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If you want to know how rich you really are, find out what would be left of you tomorrow if…
— William J. H. Boetcker
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The risk presented by these lethal wastes is like no other risk, and we should not be expected to accept…
— David R. Brower
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There is just one thing I can promise you about the outer-space program - your tax-dollar will go further.
— Wernher von Braun
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