"Im at the top of my game. And……" — Jarod Kintz
"Im at the top of my game. And that game is Monopoly. Im standing on the board right now."
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Jarod Kintz
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53 Quotes by Jarod Kintz
Jarod Kintz has 53 quotes on this site.
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I hate when women give me that look. That overlook.
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Im reminded of Orville Tethington, inventor of the worlds first steam-powered fog machine. Hes also the guy who, after the…
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I just recently figured out how mirrors work. Pretty cool. That guy always hungrily staring at my naked body was…
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Nothing, Everything, Anything, Something: If you have nothing, then you have everything, because you have the freedom to do anything,…
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I saw this beautiful girl the other day. She had an ass behind her that seemed to go on for…
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Sometimes the thing that brings us together also pulls us apart. Sort of like a zipper.
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Im not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, Im dying my hair tonight.
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If our destiny stems from our name, then I weep for the flower named Wilt.
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I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to…
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The other day I went to the Huddle House. I wasnt hungry, I just wanted to call some plays.
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A hotel is a temporary aquarium for people. Thats why I travel with a fishing pole, and erectile dysfunction medicine.
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I went to a football game once and got punched in the face, but you couldnt tell because I was…
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