"If I tell you I want to be……" — Jarod Kintz
"If I tell you I want to be a door-to-door salesman, dont knock it."
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53 Quotes by Jarod Kintz
Jarod Kintz has 53 quotes on this site.
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I hate when women give me that look. That overlook.
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Im reminded of Orville Tethington, inventor of the worlds first steam-powered fog machine. Hes also the guy who, after the…
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I just recently figured out how mirrors work. Pretty cool. That guy always hungrily staring at my naked body was…
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Nothing, Everything, Anything, Something: If you have nothing, then you have everything, because you have the freedom to do anything,…
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I saw this beautiful girl the other day. She had an ass behind her that seemed to go on for…
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Sometimes the thing that brings us together also pulls us apart. Sort of like a zipper.
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Im not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, Im dying my hair tonight.
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If our destiny stems from our name, then I weep for the flower named Wilt.
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I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to…
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The other day I went to the Huddle House. I wasnt hungry, I just wanted to call some plays.
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A hotel is a temporary aquarium for people. Thats why I travel with a fishing pole, and erectile dysfunction medicine.
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I went to a football game once and got punched in the face, but you couldnt tell because I was…
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Dont blame me, I was given this world, I didn't make it.
— Tupac Shakur
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But I see now that whether I show up for work or not, the evil forces are going to beat…
— Tupac Shakur
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You dont have to hold on to the pain, to hold on to the memory.
— Janet Jackson
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"Tell em keep my name out they mouth cuz they dont know me"
— Lil Wayne
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Gods dont kill people. People with Gods kill people.
— David Viaene
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Temperature is as far as the heat goes, people are haters cos im doing something good. Hate me dont hate…
— Tupac Shakur
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Ain't no chance if you dont take it.
— Guy Clark
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Im very clear that everyone in the world loves me. I just dont expect them to realize it yet.
— Byron Katie
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As you see, I do not treat the creation of fiction, that to say the invention and development of fantasies,as…
— J M Coetzee
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Some of us do so much to make others happy. Sad thing is, some of us dont even know someone…
— Wiz Khalifa
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Hush little baby, Dont you cry, Dont cut your arms, Dont say goodbye. Put down that razor, Put down that…
— Emily Giffin
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In the land of "I know," there is always competitiveness, jealousy, pretence, pride and arrogance. It is an aggressive realm…
— Mooji
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