Salesman Quotes

175 quotes by 155 authors

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? — Woody Allen
I think the most important thing about coaching is that you have to have a sense of confidence about what you're doing. You have to… — Phil Jackson
Timid salesmen have skinny kids. — Zig Ziglar
A bad salesman will automatically drop his price. Bad salesmen make me sick. — Danny DeVito
Politicians, real-estate agents, used-car salesmen, and advertising copy-writers are expected to stretch facts in self-serving directions, but scientists who falsify their results are regarded by… — Martin Gardner
I am rather like a travelling salesman. I deal in ideas. I do much more for people than just paint them pictures. — Martin Kippenberger
I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few I would suggest: "Alcohol will… — George Carlin
Progress celebrates victories over nature. Progress makes purses out of human skin. When people were traveling in mail coaches, the world got ahead better than… — Karl Kraus
I'm not a drug salesman. I'm a writer. — Kurt Vonnegut
The determination of life insurance salesmen to succeed has made life pretty soft for widows. — William Feather
Willie was a salesman. And for a salesman, there is no rock bottom to life?. He's a man way out there in the blue, riding… — Arthur Miller
You want to try and bring a character to life in an honest a way as you possibly can. It doesn't matter whether he's a… — Scott Bakula
If people understood what life insurance does, we wouldn't need salesmen to sell it. People would come knocking on the door. But they don't understand. — Ben Feldman
As more Americans meet Mitt Romney, I think they'll see beyond the handsome exterior and see not just a good salesman, but a thoughtful (and,… — Kathryn Jean Lopez
Don King is the best snake oil salesman I ever met. The absolute best. — Mickey Duff
The average American salesmen keeps 33 men and women at work - 33 people producing the product he sells . . . and is responsible… — Robert A. Whitney
A salesman, like the storage battery in your car, is constantly discharging energy. Unless he is recharged at frequent intervals he soon runs dry. This… — Robert Henry Grant
Self-reliance can turn a salesman into a merchant; a politician into a statesman; an attorney into a jurist; an unknown youth into a great leader.… — Newell Dwight Hillis
Perhaps it is a testament to the power of modern marketing savvy that an obese man with heart disease and high blood pressure became one… — T. Colin Campbell
Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder. — Robert Orben

Who Wrote These Salesman Quotes

155 authors contributed a total of 175 Salesman Quotes, led by these top contributors: