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175 Salesman quotes by 147 unique authors

How can this be your car? (Nick) Well, I wrote a really big check that didn’t bounce to the dealer and then the most amazing… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Imagine you're a forty-year-old, Richard," Hamilton said to me around this time, while working as a salesman at a Radio Shack in Lynn Valley,"and suddenly… — Douglas Coupland
a salesman is an it that stinks to please but whether to please itself or someone else makes no more difference than if it sells… — E E Cummings
I figured being a bed salesman was a job of biblically bad paradox. I mean, here he was, forced to stand for eight or nine… — Rachel Cohn
He rooted for the Mets, he wore Foot of the Loom underwear, and he drove a Buick. His loyalties were carved in stone and he… — Janet Evanovich
Who was the greatest business man ever. . . The greatest salesman? Advertiser? Who? . . . It was Jesus. . . Jesus was the… — Paul Harding
But the fascinating and unbelievable-but-true thing about Dr. Jefferson Jeffersonis that he was not a doctor of any kind. He was just an orange juice… — John Green
I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes. — Hunter S. Thompson
Because you’re such a good salesman, and if you go work for a company, they’re going to use you as a salesman. If you’re going… — Randy Pausch
I have my own theory about why decline happens at companies like IBM or Microsoft. The company does a great job, innovates and becomes a… — Walter Isaacson
Well, I spent six or seven years after high school trying to work myself up. Shipping clerk, salesman, business of one kind or another. And… — Arthur Miller
Two U.S. Marine skeletons guarded the doors. They grinned down at us, rocket-propelled grenade launchers held across their chests. "You know," Grover mumbled, "I bet… — Rick Riordan
Turns out that once you kill a god, people want to talk to you. Paranormal insurance salesmen with special "godslayer" term life policies. Charlatan's with… — Kevin Hearne
He looked from the phone to the unconscious figure of the Salesman. "What did you do to him?" he asked. "He got the wrong number,"… — Anthony Horowitz
Most humbling of all is to comprehend the lifesaving gift that your pit crew of people has been for you, and all the experiences you… — Anne Lamott
Advertising is our printed salesman. It may not be pretty, but it has to be true. — William Wrigley, Jr.
By failing to read or listen to poets, society dooms itself to inferior modes of articulation, those of the politician, the salesman, or the charlatan.… — Joseph Brodsky
I'm a snake oil salesman as much as anyone else, but I try to keep something for myself. — Unknown Author
The salesman thanks the customer for patronizing his shop and asks him to come again. But the socialists say: Be grateful to Hitler, render thanks… — Ludwig von Mises
If you're a car salesman, and someone says "This is a terrible car, I'm not buying it," it doesn't mean they hate you. They just… — Jay Leno
From 1965 to 1974, I served the best possible apprenticeship for an actor. I learned firsthand how a truck driver lives, what a bartender does,… — Brian Dennehy
I am an author, and like many in my profession, I am also a traveling salesman, going all over in an attempt to persuade people… — Ian Frazier
I come from Toledo, Ohio, a town that has been hurt badly by the shift of the automobile business towards Japan. And yet I remember… — P.J. O'Rourke
A telemarketer has as much right to force people to listen to a sales pitch as a door-to-door salesman has to force himself into a… — Julie Ann Dawson
My father worked two jobs. He assembled speakers during the day, and then he sold real estate at night and on weekends. And then he… — Terry J. Lundgren

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