Best Salesman Quotations

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At the Christmas party, the secretary with the long red hair ate three pickles, and four salesmen panicked. — Milton Berle
People who go to the polar regions are statistically less likely to die than salesmen who drive on motorways in England. — Ranulph Fiennes
Programs that pay farmers not to farm often devastate rural areas. The reductions hurt everyone from fertilizer companies to tractor salesmen. — Dick Armey
Roger King is, without a doubt, the greatest salesman in the history of anything. And I don't ever limit him just to television. He could… — Merv Griffin
When you're dealing with machines or anything that you build, it either works or it doesn't, no matter how good of a salesman you are. — Marc Andreessen
Money has, as we know, no value in itself. It is a convenient yardstick for a large number of material values. But the health and… — Karl Evang
I have been working since I was 20, and I'm 38. I actually once averaged out what I had made over my professional life. I… — Sebastian Junger
I am a travelling salesman. I deal in ideas. — Martin Kippenberger
We first become salesmen as children in the confession booths of our parents. — Criss Jami
My dad being a salesman taught me you can sell anybody anything if you've got the ability to believe. — Marilyn Manson
I come from a wonderful family. My mother was a pianist and my father was a salesman. They were very middle-class, very middle-Western. — Charles Kimbrough
I was a door-to-door window salesmen in what feels like a cheap, creepy pedophile situation. And I can say that because we were a bunch… — Joseph Bruce
I lost my job as an art salesman. It was the customer's fault. He wanted to buy the wrong paintings. — Vincent Van Gogh
I am the world's worst salesman, therefore, I must make it easy for people to buy. — Frank Winfield Woolworth
From being a waiter, to a door-to-door salesman, to a car-washer, to a delivery boy - I have done it all. — Randeep Hooda
Think like an artist. Dress like an insurance salesman. — Tibor Kalman
I was 20 years old. I had moved to Los Angeles from Columbus, Ohio. I was working as a piano salesman - a terrible piano… — Michael Feinstein
I think the reason I was able to get the jobs I did is because I worked for some very strong, self-possessed filmmakers who wouldn't… — Joseph Gordon-Levitt
My dad didn't graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year. My mom sold real… — Al Franken
My dad never graduated high school. He was a printing salesman. We lived in a two-bedroom, one-bath house in St. Louis Park, Minnesota. We weren't… — Al Franken
My parents didn't make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate - he didn't have a career as such; he… — Al Franken
The book salesman should be honored because he brings to our attention, as a rule, the very books we need most and neglect most. — Confucius
In business, you're the Chief Salesman. Create a sense of demand, rather than waiting to have demand. — Barbara Corcoran
At one point my dad called me and said, 'You have always been a great salesman. I think it's time you come home and sell… — Courteney Cox
I'm my own salesman. I can't let anybody do anything for me. — Fred Durst

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