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175 Salesman quotes by 147 unique authors

In Britain, the idea one could go from blue-collar beginnings to the university was so far out, it was quite unthinkable. I took a variety… — Norman Foster
My father was an atheist, absent. He was a salesman; I was four years old when he told me that the end of life was… — Alejandro Jodorowsky
My father is a retired army captain and banking software salesman, and my mother is an English teacher. — Jim Parrack
Not offering this kind of guarantee means that they do not believe in their product enough, and they do not care about if a salesman… — Matthew Lesko
White people scare the crap out of me... I have never been attacked by a black person, never been evicted by a black person, never… — Michael Moore
A salesman minus enthusiasm is just a clerk. — Harry F Banks
People like to feel they are buying of their own good judgment as a result of the information the salesman has given them — Paul Parker
Sales man: You got time for lunch? Homer: Yeah..but I usually have 2 or 3. Salesman: You like thai? Homer: Yeah, ya like shirt? — Matt Groening
In the modern world of business, it is useless to be a creative original thinker unless you can also sell what you create. Management cannot… — David Ogilvy
Got rejected for a job as a car salesman. Apparently A professional in fake laughing and bullshit wasn't what they were looking for. — Nikhil Saluja
Man bought a Shampoo bottle and asked the sales man for free gift Salesman: There is no gift for this Man: Dont cheat me, its… — Troublemaker
GREAT Salesman is not born, GREAT Salesman is made.. — Joe Girard
Times change. The farmer's daughter now tells jokes about the traveling salesman. — Carey Williams
It's not rebellion when you're selling out to an out of fashion salesman — Framing Hanley
A real smile is a gift from god ! don't fall for the phoney ones from the salesman which are from hell ! greed and… — Wallace Bosley
A real smile is a gift from god, beware of the greedy and selfish smile from the salesman. a real smile comes from the heart,… — Wallace Bosley
Well said marvelmarvey! This clown is ntnoihg more than a TV evangelist a modern day Joe Karbo! Or a PT Barnum! I am really concerned… — Unknown Author
If I tell you I want to be a door-to-door salesman, dont knock it. — Jarod Kintz
You know, this business is pure luck. It truly is. There is a tangible amount of luck that is necessary for a successful career, and… — Bryan Cranston
Flower Salesman: the white penni is very pretty Man: I heard that the black penni is bigger — Unknown Author
If I were a bathroom tile salesman, my pitch would be 'Think of how great this will look in the background of your social networking… — Hussein Nishah
We need to stop being salesman and start being truth tellers. Then let the chips fall where they may — Donald Miller
I just want someone to compliment my new underwear. Ugh, its so hard being a salesman in this day and age. — Nikhil Saluja
I'd be a great mattress salesman coz I love removing pants for no reason and spending all day looking at porn. — Nikhil Saluja
A lady walks into a high class jewellery shop. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she… — MlY AB

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