Dad Quote by Janet Gurtler

“Face-book has all the social graces of a nose-picking, hyperactive six-year-old, standing at the threshold of your attention and chanting, “I know something, I…

— Cory Doctorow

“You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose...but you can't pick your friends' noses. Well, I didn't get to pick my parents.…

— Paula Danziger

“We picked our noses as children in front of people without shame. Now we just do it in secret as adults.”

— Quinn Loftis

“If you were to talk about your nose, I’d take everything you’d say at face value.”

— Jarod Kintz

“My mother always told me not to pick my nose, so I’m going let the plastic surgeon decide what my new nose will look…

— Jarod Kintz

“You know what they say," Dad said. "If you love something set it free." "What if he doesn't come back?" "Something do, somethings don't,"…

— Jennifer E. Smith

“P.S. All babies have little noses, you jackass.”

— Josh Lieb

“It's not that I don't like my mum's face; it's just that it belongs on her, not me.”

— Dawn French

“My nose does not look like Barbie's nose and that's perfectly fine.”

— The Thoughtful Beast

“You're not my real parents, every child has thought. I'm not your real child. But with orphans, it's true. What freedom, to thumb your…

— Margaret Atwood

“My prerogative as your father is to break the face of anyone who fucks with you. And I will, whether you like it or…

— Jasinda Wilder

“Will, you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose.”

— David Levithan John Green