Quote by Josh Lieb Download Open image ““P.S. All babies have little noses, you jackass.”” — Josh Lieb ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“We picked our noses as children in front of people without shame. Now we just do it in secret as adults.” — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
“Oh, for the love of baby humans everywhere, you’re an idiot.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“You never know what you're getting into when you stick your nose in other people's rubbish.” — Alan Bradley Copy Share Image
“Oh my God, you're like Obnoxious and Annoying had an ass baby!” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Ten snorted. “Like I want to hold your damn kid.” “Hey!” I spun to deliver him a nasty glare. “Watch your mouth around my… — Linda Kage Copy Share Image
“To this day women may be told to ‘hold the nipple and breast between the fingers so that the baby can breathe’. Did no… — Gabrielle Palmer Copy Share Image
“If you were to talk about your nose, I’d take everything you’d say at face value.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We live in a country where you can electively have your nose broken to reshape it, inject fat from your butt into your face… — Ann Brasco Copy Share Image
“Shit...I don't know anything about babies. I mean, I literally know nothing. I'll be a terrible father. oh my God, I asked you to… — Kimberly Lauren Copy Share Image
“Y'all got your heads tucked so far up your rears, she's petrified the kid's gonna need a shrink before he can shit in a… — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
I keep my TV writing and my book writing almost wholly separate. The audiences feel so different. — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
The more you write, the faster you'll write, and the less you'll mind throwing stuff out. — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
“Boys are idiots. Girls are idiots, too, of course, but boys are a special kind of idiot. A girl, for instance, will vote for… — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
It doesn't pay to be good at something unless you are the absolute best at it. — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
Fahrenheit 451 is one of those books that is about how amazing books are and how amazing the people who write books are. Writers… — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
“What is evil?' you ask. To which I reply, 'Who are you, Friedrich Nietzsche?' To which you respond, 'Duh, wha? Me no understand.' Then… — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
“Sunrises and sunsets are real jerks about putting things in perspective.” — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
“Moorehead is one of those sad people who go into teaching so they can be worshipped by the only people sadder than they are… — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
“According to the fortune-cookie logic most people live by, the best things in life are free. That's crap. I have a gold-plated robot that… — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
I read an awful lot in college - a lot of Dickens, a lot of 19th century American stuff, a lot of old mysteries.… — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
Important days don't look like anything special when they start. Invariably, the sun rises and people wake up. Coffee is swilled and eggs are… — Josh Lieb Copy Share Image
