Agnostic Quote by Jane Wagner

“One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist.” quote by Jane Wagner — Download Open image

“One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist.”

Jane Wagner

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