Quote by James Burke

“You cackle a lot, but don't lay any eggs.”

— Peter St. John

“don't put all your eggs in one bastard”

— Meredith Schorr

“It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.”

— Dorothy Parker

“I have a weakness for fresh eggs.”

— Joseph Heller

“it is everlastingly funny that the proud, metaphysically ambitious, clamoring mind will hush if you give it an egg.”

— annie dillard

“I am only an egg.”

— Robert A. Heinlein

“The hen that lays the most eggs deserves the most food.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

“but one egg isn't good for anything at all”

— L. Frank Baum

“History is an omelette. The eggs are already broken.”

— Orson Scott Card

“I read that eating one egg, per day, gives you the appropriate amount of irony.”

— Michèle Flisch

Poached eggs are good, poached animals are not.

— Erma Bombeck

“Oh it don't make no kind of sense. Big ol' ox like Grady won't sit next to a colored child. But he eats eggs-…

— Fannie Flagg