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Poached eggs are good, poached animals are not.

— Erma Bombeck

“They were tucking into big plates of bacon and eggs”

— Joseph Delaney

A hen's egg is, quite simply, a work of art, a masterpiece of design and construction with, it has to be said, brilliant packaging!

— Delia Smith

“The raw tomato, devoured in the garden when freshly picked, is a horn of abundance of simple sensations, a radiating rush in one's mouth…

— Muriel Barbery

“I don't know how long I spent wandering about the supermarket creating meals in my mind. Hot roast chicken and mayonnaise sandwiches. Pizzas on…

— Hannah Tunnicliffe

“And he suddenly takes the bag of tomatoes and smashes them against the nearest wall. Thank God the wall is blank, thank God it…

— James Baldwin

“With your fertile eggs, and my semen, we’d make a delicious omelet.”

— Jarod Kintz

“My life is a plate of perfectly edible but ordinary scrambled eggs. I want them savory, creamy, cheesy and maybe with bacon on the…

— Varsha Bajaj

So familiar are eggs to us, however, that in the eighteenth century they were referred to as cackling farts, on the basis that chickens…

— Mark Forsyth

“However, my next-door neighbors had an entirely different manner of eating. When I’d go over there for dinner, it was buffet style, only a…

— Jarod Kintz

“I have a weakness for fresh eggs.”

— Joseph Heller

Translator Dlique was saying, very earnestly, “Eggs are so inadequate, don't you think? I mean, they ought to be able to become anything, but…

— Ann Leckie