Failure Quote by Jacques Plante

How would you like a job where, if you made a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?

— Jacques Plante

How would you like a job where when you made a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?

— Jacques Plante

Suppose you were working at your job one day, and you made a little mistake. Then all of a sudden a red light went…

— Jacques Plante

I'd become one of those mistakes you sometimes find in an office, a not unpleasant but mostly unproductive presence bobbing along on the energy…

— Sam Lipsyte

It wouldn't fit me to do a special in front of thousands of people.

— Esther Povitsky

I used to scream at everybody at the beginning of my career. I'd get really emotional. I'd project all my issues about my parents…

— Judd Apatow

If you ever get caught sleeping on the job...slowly raise your head and say 'In Jesus name, amen.'

— Anonymous

My job is to make people laugh. If I've upset them instead, then I haven't done my job properly.

— Dominic Holland

Who could ever think about not wanting to stand in a pyramid in front of 20,000 people screaming at you? Would there be something…

— Daft Punk

No matter what happens, the world can be pretty ridiculous and people be pretty ridiculous, but how would you react? That's an easy filter…

— Steve Dildarian

There was something peculiarly gratifying about shouting in a blind rage until your words ran out. Of course, the aftermath was less pleasant. Once…

— Cassandra Clare

My job is to give everyone a chance to catch their breath and step back from all this and get back to work.

— Bob Schieffer