Relationship Quote by Jackson Galaxy

“One thing about a skunk—once you recognize the markings, you know things are gonna stink.”

— Richelle E. Goodrich

“She’s as drunk as a skunk!”

— M.L. Gardner

“Girlfriend is the virtual image of your character…”

— Being Special

“I want to kiss you," I say, "but I seem to be holding this cat." Skunk lifts his hand and touches it to the…

— Hilary T. Smith

“No use trying to cat fight with a skunk.”

— D. Michael Quinn

“I am the skunk killer.”

— Libby Fischer Hellmann

“So a skunk humped my leg earlier.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“It was strange how in no time at all everybody went from fear to being excruciatingly bored, and the very women who yesterday had…

— Thomas Berger

“I skinned a skunk to make a rug. You know, for the bathroom.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Never get into a pissin' contest with a skunk." Mary Jo R.”

— Timothy G Cameron

“Here I'd finally met a good-looking man, and I was drunk as a skunk. And why a skunk, of all things? Are skunks somehow…

— Kerstin Gier

“Then I drove over to get my snaked-haired, sharp-tongued, unpredictable, and very perplexing girlfriend, like the besotted sap that I very much was.”

— Raine Miller