"Blow ye winds, like the trumpet blows; but……" — Jack Handey

"Blow ye winds, like the trumpet blows; but without that noise."

— Jack Handey

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397 Quotes by Jack Handey

Jack Handey has 397 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have…
I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side,…
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived…
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me…
Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's…
What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that…
Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around…
MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the…
I BET WHEN NEANDERTHAL KIDS would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick heavy…

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Making movies was more a reaction to not being chosen for sports. Other kids were out there playing at whatever;… — J. J. Abrams
You blows who you is. — Louis Armstrong
My Latin temper blows up pretty fast, but it goes down just as fast. Maybe that's why you seldom hear… — Desi Arnaz
Bad company is like a nail driven into a post, which, after the first and second blow, may be drawn… — Saint Augustine
Good actions are a guard against the blows of adversity. — Abu Bakr
There's some quality you get when you're not totally comfortable. When you're not doing what you're used to, you could… — Beck
The main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays. The special effects people will put a little… — Catherine Bell
Ah, lives of men! When prosperous they glitter - Like a fair picture; when misfortune comes - A wet sponge… — Aeschylus
For a murderous blow let murderous blow atone. — Aeschylus
My friends, whoever has had experience of evils knows how whenever a flood of ills comes upon mortals, a man… — Aeschylus
I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take… — Erma Bombeck
I dare not drink before a gig because I'll get tired and blow it. So I have to sit drinking… — John Bonham

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