Skip to content

Chicken Quote by J.L. Langley

“What's first?" He took another swig. "I don't know. You're the one fucking this chicken. I'm just holding it's wings.” quote by J.L. Langley — Download Open image

““What's first?" He took another swig. "I don't know. You're the one fucking this chicken. I'm just holding it's wings.””

★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (8 ratings)

Chicken Chicken Just Fucking Chicken Holding Wings Took Swig

More by J.L. Langley

“I swore I'd never become some lord's brainless arm ornament and political host, but I've become far worse. I'm a glorified housekeeper and sperm…

Image

“What r u wearing? Huh? Matt blinked at the phone, sure he'd read it wrong. Wasn't that how phone sex started? He wasn't dating…

Image

“ 'You know that saying, give a man enough rope?' When Matt nodded, Howard continued. 'I can assure you the person who came up…

Image

“So, do you clean, too?” “Hell, no!.. I’m gay ... not a damn housewife!” Everybody laughed. (The Tin Star)”

Image

“In a daze, Remi stepped up to the battered old bar, next to Rhys. "What will it be?" the bartender asked Remi. "I'll have…

Image

“Me, a tease? I am not. I put out...thank you very much. - Jamie Killian”

Image

“Can I have Jake and Coke--uh, Jack and Cock”

Image

“ 'That another one of your rules, Bit? No touching, no kissing, no flirting?' 'You forgot no calling me Bit.' 'Yeah, I don't like…

Image

“...I got to chase my dream for a while, see what it's like, but this—" He stood and swept his arms wide. "This, and…

Image

“A thing of beauty, like an approaching storm. It was hard not to respect, even though you knew it was likely to erupt any…

Image

“With a hand on the back of his neck, Raleigh pulled him down until their foreheads touched. “I love you. I want to suffocate…

Image

“He'd made a complete ninny of himself. Wentworth probably thought he'd never been kissed before. Which couldn't be farther from the truth. Colton had…

Image

Explore all 17 J.L. Langley quotes

More Chicken quotes

I have my meals delivered... you know what I like? Chicken and rice... But the problem with being a defensive lineman is, if we…

Image

“Oh it don't make no kind of sense. Big ol' ox like Grady won't sit next to a colored child. But he eats eggs-…

Image

I don't eat meat - chicken, fish, none of that. I eat a lot of vegetable sandwiches, like lettuce, tomatoes, sprouts, cucumbers, whatever I…

Image

I joined PETA for minks and dogs. I need my beef, my chicken, my seafood.

Waka Flocka Flame

Image

The bird fights its way out of the egg. The egg is the world. Who would be born must first destroy a world. The…

Image

Having parents who are chicken sexers - I had trouble explaining that to kids at school!

Lee Isaac Chung

Image

I have a great time cooking and eating Thai green chicken curry.

Image

call it chicken salad

Image

WE RUN OUT OF CHICKEN!!…i was like WHAT ON EARTH!!!...KFC RUN OUT OF CHICKEN…what kind of KFC is this?…

Image

If I had a modelling job and then it became a poster, it meant that my kids and I could have turkey for Christmas…

Image

My standard Nando's order is a chicken breast burger served 'medium,' which is still fairly spicy.

John Lanchester

Image

“The schizophrenic in the sleeping bag with a live chicken and a can of tomato soup spilling onto the sidewalk had no right to…

Image

Browse all 438 Chicken quotes