Funny Quote by Tracey Garvis-Graves

“The chicken came first. Now, can we please move on?”

— Ron Brackin

“A chicken ran by. Did you see it?” her grandmother said.”

— Shewanda Pugh

“I like chicken.”

— Daniel Machado

“You’re my chicken.”

— Lynetta Halat

“Poor dearest. I suppose I better be a useful husband and figure out how to cheer you up. Why did the chicken cross the…

— Chessela Helm

“I felt confident that she wouldn't find out what a chicken I was,because after the comp,if I hadn't gone off the jump,I would be…

— Jennifer Echols

“Alvin smiled back, and kissed her. "People talk about fools counting chickens before they hatch. That's nothing. We name them.”

— Orson Scott Card

“pursed her lips. “Who doesn’t want an exploding wicker chicken?”

— Gail Carriger

“I love eating chicken with my bare hands. It makes me want to snarl at people, even more than usual.”

— Jeri Smith-Ready

“I don't give a chicken's sorry ass who taught you. I just want to play.”

— Beth Hoffman

“There was still chicken on the bone but sometimes you just have to push the plate away.”

— Michael Connelly

“We were eating lunch when a chicken walked out of the woods. “Anna, look behind you.” She turned around. “What the heck?” We watched…

— Tracey Garvis-Graves