Quote by J. J. Connolly

“Honestly.I don't understand Zen.It seems if you don't answer properly,or if you are rude,people get enlightened.”

— Jerry Pinto

“Feel the Zen, motherfuckers. (My personality, in a nutshell).”

— Anje Kruger

“That's all there is, enlightenment on the end of a cock. It doesn't get any more Zen than that.”

— Jaden Wilkes

“Zen would have our perception of the world, indeed our very thoughts, be nonverbal.”

— Thomas Hoover

“You are truly zen when you can wipe your ass with the words you have written down.”

— Anonymous

“I'm relaxed, Belk. I call it Zen and the art of not giving a shit.”

— Michael Connelly

“So, without telling any of my Zen-snob buddies, I liked to pretend everything was the Pure Land, that my life was already perfect as…

— Jaimal Yogis

“I guess Zen is a day like this when you are part of the air and remember things”

— Stephen Chbosky

“There isn’t a Zen zone on this side of the planet that could calm me down.”

— Summer Lane

“Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“What had old Zenema told me?”

— Ava Richardson

“I came to think of it as a kind of zen practice: the Zen of not fucking up.”

— Sebastian Junger