Rude People Quote by Jerry Pinto

“Oh, fuck Zen,” she muttered. “I’ll get enlightened when I die.”

— Thea Harrison

“By emphasizing doubt rather than belief, perplexity rather than certainty, and questions rather than answers, Zen practice granted me the freedom to imagine.”

— Stephen Batchelor

“It's like zen. Only not as subtle.”

— J. J. Connolly

“I'm relaxed, Belk. I call it Zen and the art of not giving a shit.”

— Michael Connelly

“That's all there is, enlightenment on the end of a cock. It doesn't get any more Zen than that.”

— Jaden Wilkes

“You are truly zen when you can wipe your ass with the words you have written down.”

— Anonymous

“ALRIGHT then, be a Zen monk. But you wait and see. You'll be happy and bright. You'll laugh. People will envy and ridicule you.…

— Lew Welch

“Zen life is not to make himself but to grow that way.”

— Alan W. Watts

“Zen is the complete absence of belief. Zen is the complete lack of authority.”

— Brad Warner

“So, without telling any of my Zen-snob buddies, I liked to pretend everything was the Pure Land, that my life was already perfect as…

— Jaimal Yogis

“Overall, the goal of Zen Meditation is to see things for what they really are. This includes yourself and the world around you.”

— Ian Tuhovsky

“Feel the Zen, motherfuckers. (My personality, in a nutshell).”

— Anje Kruger