Quote by Thea Harrison Download Open image ““Oh, fuck Zen,” she muttered. “I’ll get enlightened when I die.”” — Thea Harrison ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Honestly.I don't understand Zen.It seems if you don't answer properly,or if you are rude,people get enlightened.” — Jerry Pinto Copy Share Image
“That's all there is, enlightenment on the end of a cock. It doesn't get any more Zen than that.” — Jaden Wilkes Copy Share Image
“ALRIGHT then, be a Zen monk. But you wait and see. You'll be happy and bright. You'll laugh. People will envy and ridicule you.… — Lew Welch Copy Share Image
“This was all she needed – a dead guy who talked like some Zen master trying to be her therapist.” — Jen Minkman Copy Share Image
“You are truly zen when you can wipe your ass with the words you have written down.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“He tapped into the Zen of ignorance, the enlightenment of absurdity.” — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I'm relaxed, Belk. I call it Zen and the art of not giving a shit.” — Michael Connelly Copy Share Image
“So, without telling any of my Zen-snob buddies, I liked to pretend everything was the Pure Land, that my life was already perfect as… — Jaimal Yogis Copy Share Image
“I came to think of it as a kind of zen practice: the Zen of not fucking up.” — Sebastian Junger Copy Share Image
“She had been lonely, the kiss hadn't meant anything, and he was clearly regretting it. How many mistakes did that sentence encapsulate in the… — Thea Harrison Copy Share Image
“If you die, I will find you. I will never leave you. I will never let you go. I will not let you fall,… — Thea Harrison Copy Share Image
“He looked at Chloe "Come over to the table. Sit with your aunt. I will clear away the mess and....I will achieve pancakes." Grace's… — Thea Harrison Copy Share Image
“He stared at her neck. Realization pulsed. He was looking at the bite he had given her. A hard length was growing against her… — Thea Harrison Copy Share Image
“That may be so, but his faerie had suffered too much and he had had more than enough. If anybody so much as looked… — Thea Harrison Copy Share Image
“My worst mistake ever. We should not talk about that penny any more, la la la.” He pulled her hands down. “We’re never going… — Thea Harrison Copy Share Image
“The harpy’s eyes were wide with wonder. “So that’s Adriyel. No wonder it’s famous in poems and shit.” — Thea Harrison Copy Share Image
“Xanthe, you are the most beautiful surprise in my life. I hardly noticed you at first. You carry the quiet of a river with… — Thea Harrison Copy Share Image
“Listen to me. I did not say I was falling in love with you, if only you would hide some part of yourself or… — Thea Harrison Copy Share Image
“If you ever try to do anything to restrict my movements again, you’ll find out I know how to hold a grudge too,” she… — Thea Harrison Copy Share Image
“See, I told you it would all work out,” Niniane said to Tiago. “You are, as always, perfectly right,” Tiago told her.” — Thea Harrison Copy Share Image
