Hysterical Quote by Ilona Andrews

So I guess that the next time I make a date with a concussed guy, I should pin a note to his collar so…

— Jill Shalvis

“I spent the weekend after our date wishing I could stab him with my fluffy-duck pen and staring at the phone hoping he'd call.…

— Cath Crowley

“Well, I think we just had a date," he answers quietly; then, frowning, adds, "At least I think that's what it was. I told…

— Deidre Knight

“Worst case I'll bring Rain Man here. I'll tell him it's a date. Aha, so he's cute, then? Tasty. And smart. Can't beat that…

— Alex Adams

“I should go. My date..." "Screw him." "That wasn't on the agenda for tonight." He gave me a wicked grin. "I'm glad.”

— Charles Sheehan-Miles

“A date?” I ask, a little shocked, a little excited. It’s about time my aunt got back on the horse. “Like a real date…

— Nessa Morgan

“Listen, I know you just got back, and you’re exhausted, but I need a favor.” Not again… I was looking forward to going home…

— Sophie Monroe

“I growled and then slapped him. "Hey!" His hand pressed to his cheek. "You always say that when I slap you," I said. "I…

— Andrea Cremer

“Date?” I hear the hardness creeping into his voice. “I’ve escorted a lot of women around this town, and I’ve fucked a hell of…

— J. Kenner

“It's always best to avoid strangling the person you're on a date with. No matter how crazy he makes you.”

— Lisa Papademetriou

“Maybe I shouldn't scare off my date so quickly by shooting guns and telling stories about vomit, but, hey, the sooner he knows the…

— Vicki Lesage

“It wasn’t really a date,” I said. “Just dinner.” “Did he pay?” “Yes.” “Did he kiss you?” A bit of a hesitation this time.…

— Tiffany Snow