James Quote by Alex Adams

“Our new intern sorts pot shards like some kind of savant. The other interns call himi Rain Man.”

— Alex Adams

“Love fills all the gaps in our souls.”

— Alex Adams

“I pray to a God I don't really have faith in just so I feel like I have company.”

— Alex Adams

“Please don't' ask me how I feel about it. If I had to pick a word, I'd say homicidal.”

— Alex Adams

“Pa-rump, pa-rump, pa-rump. He's the Little Drummer Boy on speed.”

— Alex Adams

“Just so we're clear, I dont' secretly want to have sex with either of my parents. Me either. I worked through that in college…

— Alex Adams

“Do you realize you're talking to yourself? Yes. It's good that you know the difference.”

— Alex Adams

“If the world ends tomorrow, understand that I regret saying no.”

— Alex Adams

“Do you want me, too? Yes. And no. I'll take that. For now.”

— Alex Adams

“I have two choices: attend my sister's dinner party or tie a plastic sack around my mother's head until she runs out of ngagging.…

— Alex Adams

“It's old. Really old. Is that a technical term? Yeah, it's technical. Translation: I don't know how old it is, but it's really fucking…

— Alex Adams

“Thank God. Yeah, God. That guy.”

— Alex Adams