Excuses Quote by Ilona Andrews

“No, no, you twit, move towards the well-hung male of the species! It's only natural; you don't want to insult Mother Nature. Go claim…

— Jenna McCormick

“Why bother? Why in the world would I need a new man in my life at this time? Such foolishness. I might get a…

— Jack Erickson

“It seemed odd no one had thought of it before but in general there is no accounting for the bovine stupidity of mankind.”

— Zachary Mason

“Surely, if nature had intended us to be governed by our gonads, she wouldn’t have endowed us with an intellect.”

— Michiel Heyns

“At least I now knew that the male species were asses no matter what planet they hailed from.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout

“I don’t know what to say about the hygiene of the male species.”

— Victor LaValle

“And it's not my fault that I have a penchant for good breeding, reasonable intelligence, and passable personal hygiene, not necessarily in that order.”

— Kami Garcia

“I’d tell you to ask my last assistant about my low tolerance, but his soul is busy being tortured and buttfucked in the Inner…

— Larissa Ione

“Despite his genius, what Darwin didn't know about sex could fill volumes. This is one of them.”

— Christopher Ryan

“Sex as you like it is an animal right -- no mere civil liberty. Defend it with your beak and claw.”

— Irving Rosenthal

“But I couldn't think it more hateful of them to have taken my fur tippet. Burglars never seem to realize one might feel the…

— Nancy Mitford

“I take it, though,...given the utter lack of change in your demeanor and nearly radiating I-just-slaughtered-a -bunch-of-infant-forest-animals guilt coming from your general direction...the exchange…

— Anihyr Moonstar