"Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business……" — Ian Shoales
"Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers."
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10 Quotes by Ian Shoales
Ian Shoales has 10 quotes on this site.
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Sigmund Freud was a half baked Viennese quack. Our literature, culture, and the films of Woody Allen would be better…
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They don't produce anything. All they do is guide you through the labyrinth of the legal system that they created…
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I know what love is: Tracy and Hepburn, Bogart and Bacall, Romeo and Juliet, Jackie and John and Marilyn...
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Men want to put their signature at the bottom; women don't want to finish that letter.
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Favorite color: I hate colors.
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I read a column by George Will that SCARFACE should be rated X because parents were taking their children to…
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Never ask a woman why she's angry at you. She will either get angrier at you for not knowing, or…
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L.A.: where there's never weather, and walking is a crime. L.A.: where the streetlights and palm trees go on forever,…
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Advice to rock gods: drugwise, stick to Ibuprofen, decaf lattes, and pale Pilsners ... If your stomach is not a…
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More American Football Quotes
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only…
— Dave Barry
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not…
— Erma Bombeck
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If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
— Erma Bombeck
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Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself.
— Bear Bryant
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When I played pro football, I never set out to hurt anyone deliberately - unless it was, you know, important,…
— Dick Butkus
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All that I know most surely about morality and obligations I owe to football.
— Albert Camus
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American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party.
— Sue Lawley
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To play this game (football) you must have fire in you, and there is nothing that strokes fire like hate.
— Vince Lombardi
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I visualize things in my mind before I have to do them. It's like having a mental workshop.
— Jack Youngblood
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I'll tell you, there were only a few games in my career where I was totally oblivious to everything around…
— Lawrence Taylor
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The best part of it for me is the idea that this group of young men, who came together and…
— Tom Coughlin
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I never really lost a game in my career, sometimes I just ran out of time.
— Bobby Layne
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