Ian Shoales Quotes

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• Sigmund Freud was a half baked Viennese quack. Our literature, culture, and the films of Woody Allen would be better today if Freud had never… Allen
• They don't produce anything. All they do is guide you through the labyrinth of the legal system that they created - and they keep changing… All
• Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers. American Football
• I know what love is: Tracy and Hepburn, Bogart and Bacall, Romeo and Juliet, Jackie and John and Marilyn... Bacall
• Men want to put their signature at the bottom; women don't want to finish that letter. Bottom
• Favorite color: I hate colors. Color
• I read a column by George Will that SCARFACE should be rated X because parents were taking their children to see it. So what? Why… Children
• Never ask a woman why she's angry at you. She will either get angrier at you for not knowing, or she'll tell you. Both ways,… Anger
• L.A.: where there's never weather, and walking is a crime. L.A.: where the streetlights and palm trees go on forever, where darkness never comes, like… Angel
• Advice to rock gods: drugwise, stick to Ibuprofen, decaf lattes, and pale Pilsners ... If your stomach is not a flat slab, please leave your… Advice

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