Ian Shoales Quotes
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Sigmund Freud was a half baked Viennese quack. Our literature, culture, and the films of Woody Allen would be better today if Freud had never…
Allen
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They don't produce anything. All they do is guide you through the labyrinth of the legal system that they created - and they keep changing…
All
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Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers.
American Football
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I know what love is: Tracy and Hepburn, Bogart and Bacall, Romeo and Juliet, Jackie and John and Marilyn...
Bacall
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Men want to put their signature at the bottom; women don't want to finish that letter.
Bottom
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Favorite color: I hate colors.
Color
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I read a column by George Will that SCARFACE should be rated X because parents were taking their children to see it. So what? Why…
Children
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Never ask a woman why she's angry at you. She will either get angrier at you for not knowing, or she'll tell you. Both ways,…
Anger
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L.A.: where there's never weather, and walking is a crime. L.A.: where the streetlights and palm trees go on forever, where darkness never comes, like…
Angel
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Advice to rock gods: drugwise, stick to Ibuprofen, decaf lattes, and pale Pilsners ... If your stomach is not a flat slab, please leave your…
Advice
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