Call Quote by Howard Cosell Download Open image “Mommy, why does daddy cuss the TV and call it Howard?” — Howard Cosell ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Call Cuss Daddy Does Mommy Tv Why
People talk, 'Oh your father's a misogynist, look what he said about women,' like, on 'Howard Stern.' When he gets with Howard Stern, who's… — Donald Trump, Jr Copy Share Image
I've always thought that a name says a lot about a person. So naturally, being named Howard, I always wanted to crawl into a… — Howard Stern Copy Share Image
My kids can't watch ('Howard the Duck'). By the time I get in bed with the duck, they are, like, 'Turn it off, mom.… — Lea Thompson Copy Share Image
My daughter thinks that only her mum is on the television. Every time she sees the screen anywhere she's like mummy! Because we don't… — Motsi Mabuse Copy Share Image
Kid to his Dad as they watch TV: Dad, tell me again how when you were my age you had to walk all the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We thought 'Father Ted' was destined to be obscure late-night Channel 4 fodder and then it works and you don't really know why. — Ardal O'Hanlon Copy Share Image
I want my kids to see me as Dad, for God's sake, not a television personality. — Gordon Ramsay Copy Share Image
Phil asks: Whose baby is that? Alan reponds: Check its collar or something. — The Hangover Copy Share Image
Nobody ever says, 'Hey daddy, thanks for knockin' out this rent.' 'Hey daddy, I sure love this hot water.' 'Hey daddy, it's easy to… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
“Reality Television is the 'Howard Stern-ation' of all that is bad with our media today” — Manny Pacheco Copy Share Image
Fatherhood is asking your son to make up a name rather than tell anybody who he is. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
O. J. has an uncanny instinct for sensing when to make the move, when to makethe cut. He can kill you with a headfake,… — Howard Cosell Copy Share Image
Unlike any other sport, the objective in boxing is chillingly simple: One man purposefully endeavors to inflict bodily harm on another man. — Howard Cosell Copy Share Image
Then there is a still higher type of courage - the courage to brave pain, to live with it, to never let others know… — Howard Cosell Copy Share Image
The time may have come to say goodbye to Muhammad Ali, because very honestly, I don't think he can beat George Foreman. — Howard Cosell Copy Share Image
Stand for something. Don't quest for popularity at the expense of morality and ethics and honesty. — Howard Cosell Copy Share Image
Arrogant, pompous, obnoxious, vain, cruel, verbose, a showoff. I have been called all of these. Of course, I am. — Howard Cosell Copy Share Image
Some would call me an environmentalist. I don't know why. I reuse the water that falls in my backyard in the winter. I reuse… — Ed Begley, Jr Copy Share Image
I would call myself a Gnostic. Which means, I'm interested in pursuing and understanding the spiritual nature of things. A Gnostic is somebody seeking… — Robert Crumb Copy Share Image
Most of black America is in housing projects, without jobs, living on welfare. And this is not the case in 'The Cosby Show,' because… — August Wilson Copy Share Image
We only call at ducks when their rear ends are towards us. If I'm looking at you and you call my name, then I… — Jase Robertson Copy Share Image
As someone who came to New York in the 1970s, I was, like so many of my friends, a certified member of what we… — Graydon Carter Copy Share Image
Most people I know are not hard-core religious people. They are what I would call 'lightly religious.' So I don't buy the notion that… — Trey Parker Copy Share Image
Obama did organize a great large number of people and many enthusiastic people, what's called in the press 'Obama's Army.' But the army is… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
You've got Washington picking winners and losers. And so, all of a sudden, decisions are being made on what helps politicians, not what helps… — Jeb Hensarling Copy Share Image
It's silly to call me the new Ed Sheeran. He can fill stadiums as a solo artist, but I'm not like that. — James Bay Copy Share Image
