Father Quote by Donald Trump, Jr

Well, Howard Stern has been doing his impression of me for years. It doesn't really bother me.

— Jerry Seinfeld

It used to be that in media, Johnny Carson used to be the most important person when he would invite you over to sit…

— Lisa Lampanelli

The God's honest truth is that I'm probably funnier, but he's smarter. Here's the thing about Stern, he's really a smart guy. He's nutty.…

— Adam Carolla

It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy.…

— Artie Lange

People always ask about my dad and his comedic influence. It's funny because my mom is really the comedian of our household.

— Dan Levy

I'm Howard Stern with a vocabulary. I'm the man he wishes he could be.

— Don Imus

Humor is his defense mechanism, so that would allow me to talk about some serious subjects, but get a lot of hilarious jokes in.

— Judd Apatow

It's not common for a woman on television, especially if she's the mom of the family, to be funny. She's usually a straight man…

— Martha Plimpton

Men who think deeply appear to be comedians in their dealings with others because they always have to feign superficiality in order to be…

— Friedrich Nietzsche

Every male comedian of note who is over the age of 45 has a kid, and they talk about it and don't get grouped…

— Ali Wong

You look across the board at comedy quiz shows, and they are mainly hosted by men.

— Jo Brand

People are so nice, you know. It's such a credit to Howard Stern - the audience base that he created is such a special…

— Artie Lange