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My Wife & me are either going to buy a dog or have a child. Actually we can't decide whether to ruin our carpet…

— Green Monk

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or…

— Rita Rudner

New carpet will exude poisonous formaldehyde for up to two years after it'd been laid. I know the feeling.

— Chuck Palahniuk

If you forget about her she will always remember about you

— Mukyy

Yeah, I will forget about her, I should forget about her, I need to forget about her, I must forget about her but do…

— Lance02_31

There are lots of things that you can brush under the carpet about yourself until you're faced with somebody whose needs won't be put…

— Angela Carter

Your soul needs a Lover more than your floor needs carpet.

— Brian Gordon

When you forget her, don't remember me.

— Anonymous

Well, one of the things I did was recreate her home in my home.

— Debbie Reynolds

If I have something I like to forget, then I forget it.

— Gena Rowlands

Don't you dare start remembering me when you start forgeting her

— Mee

One thing she told me that I will never Forget.

— Mikey Mar