"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps……" — Henny Youngman

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• It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want… — Jane Austen
• A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner. — Francis Bacon
• Certainly the best works, and of greatest merit for the public, have proceeded from the unmarried, or childless men. — Francis Bacon
• There are some women whose pregnancy would make some sly bachelor smile. — Honore de Balzac
• Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture. — H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
• A bachelor is a man who comes to work each morning from a different direction. — Sholom Aleichem
• The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya. — Tommy Chong
• I just like the company of beautiful women. I have a weakness in that department. And I suppose because I… — Eric Clapton
• The Adventure of the Noble Bachelor — Arthur Conan Doyle
• Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men. — Oscar Wilde
• What I've learned from fatherhood is that having a son cannot, did not, change my love for The Bachelor! I… — Jason Biggs
• The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married. — Finley Peter Dunne

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