Quote by Helen Rappaport

“If you look upon ham and eggs and lust, you have already committed breakfast in your heart.”

— C.S. Lewis

“I couldn’t bear the thought of a ham sandwich. Imagining milk trickling down my esophagus almost sent me over the edge. Even the saltines…

— Ree Drummond

“Lady Catherine has a particular liking for smoked ham. It is important to ensure that it is served in ample quantities.”

— Margaret Lynette Sharp

“[My mother] once cooked a ham and later found it in my father's shirt drawer. I am not kidding.”

— Dick Van Dyke

“I must be pregnant, because I’m craving some strange food. Right now I feel like eating organic, grass-fed cow cud, covered with a sautéed…

— Jarod Kintz

He that but looketh on a plate of ham and eggs to lust after it hath already committed breakfast with it in his heart

— Anonymous

“If you want breakfast in bed, you have to concider sleeping in the kitchen>”

— Foster "Raul" Mkhabele

“Food was a responsibility, a ward she was determined to go by, ... She'd force herself through to the last forkful even to the…

— Lionel Shriver

“Hoping to get a head start on the next day, I eat breakfast the night before. That way I can sleep in until two…

— Jarod Kintz

“Then you can eat in bed.I'll make you a plate and-" "And the day I eat in bed I better be dying.Food leaves crumbs.That…

— Michele Sinclair

“I reached into my bag and pulled out a pumpkin spice muffin with walnuts that was as moist as anything. "It can be plain…

— Joan Bauer

“The ham tastes like an old handbag.”

— Marie Darrieussecq