Old fashioned Quote by Helen Fielding

I'm sorry, call me old fashioned but I think your shorts should be longer than your vagina.

— Anonymous

“I try to make my comments like a woman's skirt: long enough to be respectable and short enough to be interesting. ”

— Adam Clayton Powell

“At a certain age men began to shrink, and yet it was precisely at that age that their trousers became too short for them.”

— Howard Jacobson

“Life is too short for cheap underwear.”

— Dancing in Chains

“Whatever you guys call it. Man up. Get your panties out of a wad. Put on your big boy shorts. Grow a set.”

— Cristin Harber

“You ladies ought to know-going commando? That’s sexier than leather and lace and whips and chains all put together.”

— Emma Chase

“If these shorts were any shorter, they’d be called belts. I’ve never seen a more obvious come-on than what you’re wearing today.” Struggling”

— Alessandra Hazard

“I'd rather be known as the girl who wears sweatshirts than the vagina most likely to be recognized in a line up.”

— T.M. Frazier

“Yer skirt invites a man’s attention. I’ve seen handkerchiefs that were bigger.” She swung her handbag over her shoulder. “At least I wear underwear…

— Kerrelyn Sparks

“She might be the only girl I've ever met who still hasn't learned to sacrifice bodily comfort for fashion's sake.”

— Tim Tharp

“Sex is one of the most interesting things we as humans have to play with, and we've reduced it to polyester underpants and implants.…

— Ariel Levy

“Like my 36" waist, those days are long gone.”

— Carl "Cal" Tuohey