Waist Quote by Carl "Cal" Tuohey

“Here's the fantastic part of aging no one tells you about: there are no long days anymore. Time always flies, whether things are good…

— Joan Marques

“the last several years my life had begun to feel shapeless, like underwear with the elastic gone, the days down around my ankles.”

— Abigail Thomas

“I miss those childish days of long ago, when one day was as long as twenty are now ...”

— C.J. Heck

“As the days grow short and the darkness stretches long, I keep living.”

— Sarah Fine

“What's remarkable about old age is not that we wear out but that we last so long in the grip of gravity.”

— Scott Russell Sanders

“If these shorts were any shorter, they’d be called belts. I’ve never seen a more obvious come-on than what you’re wearing today.” Struggling”

— Alessandra Hazard

“At a certain age men began to shrink, and yet it was precisely at that age that their trousers became too short for them.”

— Howard Jacobson

“Long day today,' she says. 'Every day's the same length, sweetie.”

— Doug Dorst

“Ageing is relentless. Cherish every moment of every day.”

— Chris Calder

“Call me old-fashioned, but I did read in Glamour that one’s shorts should always be longer than one’s vagina.”

— Helen Fielding

“When days seem like years and years feel like days.”

— Robert Brown Fulford

“Days like these go on for years. It's the ones you want to last that slip away - one, two, three - in seconds.”

— Gayle Forman