Dictionary Quote by Haruki Murakami

“Words fascinate me. They always have. For me, browsing a dictionary is like being turned loose in a bank.”

— Eddie Cantor

“My job is a walk in the park. I pick up dog poop for a living.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I can't believe the poo-osity of my life!”

— Louise Rennison

“I like incidents of that sort, when forces that are usually so sneaky and hard to point out slither out of the grass and…

— Rebecca Solnit

“Shit, man, if you see a dog scratching at the dirt trying to dig something up, walk away real fast,” he said, then pulled…

— Cole Alpaugh

“My feeling is if God wanted me to pick up dog poop he would have made it look like diamonds and smell like roses.”

— Janet Evanovich

“When a cat goes to the bathroom I look away in embarrassment; when a dog goes to the bathroom I look on with encouragement.”

— Gregor Collins

“... like a cat that crawls onto the page when you're trying to read.”

— Margaret Atwood

“Why do I prefer cats to dogs? I have never stepped in cat poo.”

— Jack Freestone

“You look like something the cat coughed up, dragged through dirt, ate, and coughed up again.”

— Thomm Quackenbush

“If you were up to your neck in cat vomit and someone threw dog poop at you would you duck?”

— Joel Samaha

“They investigate the meaning of inert objects and dumb pets and they poke at family privacy. They learn to see things twice.”

— Don DeLillo