"The real story of our times is seldom……" — Harlan Ellison

The real story of our times is seldom told in the horse-puckey-filled… - Harlan Ellison

"The real story of our times is seldom told in the horse-puckey-filled memoirs of dopey, self-serving presidents or generals, but in the outrageous, demented lives of guys like Lenny Bruce, Giordano Bruno, Scott Fitzgerald - and Paul Krassner. The burrs under society's saddle. The pains in the ass."

— Harlan Ellison

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